Thursday, December 4, 2008

Mama Kats writing assignment

Mama Kat over at mama's losin it had this assignment today. Check hers out, its a great read.

Choose a prompt:

1.) Tag! Post and write about the 6th picture from the 6th folder of your Flickr (or similar) account and then do the same for the 6th picture of the 6th folder on your computer.

2.) Are you still friends with you high school friends? Describe them.

3.) If you had to star in a reality tv show, which one would it be and why?

4.) Describe a time when your pet caused chaos.

I picked 3, if I had to star in a Reality show, which one and why, but also a list of the why nots! LOL

I am sure that many think it should be "The Biggest Loser" because I am certainly more than 100 lbs qualified to participate in that program... but I find that as I have aged, I have grown less concerned with the superficiality of life and looking perfect and California thin and more concerned with the taste of cinabons... LOL

SO, America's Next Top Model I think is out... or not do you think???

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I am married, and quite happily...so Flava of love has to be out...even tho of course he is as hott as they come... Dontcha think we would make a lovely couple?

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I don't do "Survivor" I don't do raw food, killing my food, or going without my food...which of course qualifies me for "The biggest Loser" but as I have mentioned before... enough poundage but not enough willpower or desire. Nor do I do sleeping outdoors with bugs and creepy crawlies. Its not "me"... I need to be true to "me".

I would love to do American Idol...but alas, I am waaaaayyyyyy too old and there is one little problem. I cannot sing. Well, I can... but not well. And even though I have much experience with mean, cranky, sarcastic, and tight t-shirt wearing gay men... (It might be best if you didn't ask why) I think Simon would probably make me cry. If Paula hugged me, I might puke, and if Randy called me "dog", well... I might punch him. I am not a dog... I am a sweet and precious kitty. LOL

So... I think unfortunately for me it has to be "Super Nanny" because although my kids are the cutest kids EVER, they can also be a handful...like here:

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My almost 4 year old refuses to be 100% potty trained, he insists upon stealing all his brothers toys and that brother then insists on biting him to show his displeasure. I think she could whip us all back into shape in a few days for sure...they are not quite as bad as some of the hellions Ive seen on that show!
I think. I hope and I pray. Too bad I am Agnostic... my prayers wont get answered... LOL

12 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Good call! I love this tag!

Shala said...

This: but I find that as I have aged, I have grown less concerned with the superficiality of life and looking perfect and California thin and more concerned with the taste of cinabons... LOL CRACKED ME UP. I soo feel you on that. Love the post.

Melissa said...

America's next Model-- for sure, girlfriend!! But--no,no,no Flava of Love.... could you really handle that mouth full of gold teeth and that big clock always getting in the way!! :)

Heather said...

Very funny, Mimi! Very funny. My biggest fear (besides the current fear that my house is going to catch on fire) is that I'm going to end up on Super Nanny! LOL! I'm sure your boys are fine. Mine have their days, but are alright too! As far as the prayers thing, LOL, you know what I think, so I'll just have to pray enough for the both of us! *wink*

Saundra@An Italian Mama Gone Crazy said...

OmG! That was hilarious!

Toni said...

Bahahahahahaha Mimi omg you seriously made me cry from laughing so hard.

Brandi said...

LMAO you are too much. You and I could apply to Big Brother today. :)

Susan said...

I need super nanny to come to my house. I do have psycho kids that are like on TV. And my almost 4yr old (will be in March) also refuses to be %100 potty trained. I am about ready to make him live outside.

Elizabeth said...

how funny! i've watched the nanny show 1x and thought she had some good tips! great post!

blueviolet said...

You're too funny. I enjoyed this post very much!

Jenners said...

Hey--thanks for the comment. Had to come and check out your reality show post -- great minds think alike!!!! Cracked me up! I didn't even think of America's Next Top Model...I wonder why! I loved your line "more concerned with the taste of Cinnabons" Cool looking blog!

Jess said...

LOL I'm not that Flava of Love show he just seems to ignorant for a female companion.. but then I've never really watched a whole season just a few episodes.